Blake and I watched the season finale of The Office last night. When the credits came up, Blake was still glued to the screen.
"But John Kerry never came on!"
me: "John Kerry? Why? Was he supposed to be on tonight?"
"Well, didn't you just say that John Kerry would be on the finale?"
me: "No, Blake. I said Jim Carrey would be on tonight."
And that's how I can tell that Blake is still sick. Poor guy.