If there's one thing I've learned in life, it's that sooner or later people will always find a way to solve a problem.
Sooner or later people will also find a way to solve a non-problem.
Like where to get the fastest french fries. Because sometimes McDonald's or Wendy's drive through just isn't fast enough. When that's the case, you'd better run (not walk) to your nearest french fry vending machine.
1. Where do people come up with these things?
2. Do you think I should petition Georgetown to install one?