Way back in the day in a house that was pink
Lived seven college girls that were just young things
They got into mischief and teased all the boys
And stayed up till all hours having parties - the noise!
All seven were characters, yes, through and through
But they laughed all the time until they turned blue
Oh such shenanigans they pulled and all the crazy first dates
Its a small miracle that each of them survived with good grades
One day all seven of them had their imaginations spark
So they gave each other grandma names on a lark
Ashton was Mildred, we called her Mildred Dahling, my dear
I was Olive - see below on my face
Sweet Rachel was Mabel as I recall
She now has baby Mabel - don't that beat all?
These grannies in name were young in vigor and mind
They had daily dance parties and never wasted time
It's been seven long years since they last all were together
But all seven can say that life's only gotten better
Thank goodness for email and unlimited minutes
And blogs and instagram, e-games and pinterest
Thank goodness for friends who remain tried and true
Mildred Dahling, a mostest Happy Birthday to you!