Thank goodness for spellcheck. The fire alarms are all set to strobe light right now in the building and I'm having trouble typing words correctly. I know it's just a test, but can we evacuate anyway...for our sanity?
The only thing I can concentrate on is the menu at We, The Pizza (it's right next to Good Stuff Eatery...like I said, a Perfect Union). It's opening next week and I can already taste the gelato.
Oh no, now there's thunder and the fire alarm's loud screech. Get me out of here.