My students think I'm really cool because I teach them new words like "tipsy" (oh, so you mean like, half drunk or a little drunk?) and "wild card."
Oh, and I give them Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and then make them say tongue twisters. Tongue twisters like "Sunshine city ..." that, combined with the peanut butter, can have deliciously embarrassing results.
I've found my calling.