"Hi, My name is Terance. I'm calling from North Carolina. I hope you're smart. I hope you're a big shot. I have found myself in the middle of a criminal conspiracy..."
Just one moment, Terance, let me transfer you.
Questions/items to consider:
1. I hope you're a big shot? In your case, Terence, I'd hope I were a big shot, too. Alas, I'm just me.
2. Who told you to call me/how did you get this number?
3. Is it wrong that I think that most-if-not-all people in North Carolina are plum-out-of-their-minds?