Oh, You're an Angry Elf

I had just finished my normal mid-morning snack of Keebler Peanut Butter Crackers today at work, when i went to CNN.com and read this:

http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/01/14/salmonella.kellogg/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

Paul suggested that I run to the bathroom and throw up, just in case. Thanks, but no thanks, Paul.

Destiny suggested that I hurry and eat yogurt so that the good bacteria would win-out. No Yogurt in sight.

So, if I don't post for a while it will most likely be:

a) Because I have contracted salmonella and am on my deathbed;
b) Because I am nervous that I'm going to come down with the symptoms of Salmonella at any second and am staying in bed for preventative measures; or
c) It's just like usual, and I'm too busy/lazy to post.

Alas, until a later date, I shall leave you in suspense.